[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
i’m no longer allowed to watch the fight scene
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
I ate a bagel.
party at my house bring food then leave